1. Colton AKA lotion pants

2. Someone with lotion on their pants (Colton)

3. An insult made up by Joey B Nukkas

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.