Intense sexual arousal at an inopportune time, resulting in the urge in a male to go to a private spot and masturbate, often with lotion.
I got a serious lotion emotion from that married girl that trained me in on the new phone system at work.
by Staldo May 21, 2010
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When you begin to cry and then use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.
Dude, after I found out she was cheating I broke down crying and then began to use my tears as "emotion lotion".
by Sgpro2019 July 07, 2020
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A comical/slang phrase used to describe a mans sperm or semen.
Claudia was surprised by the sheer amount of Emotion Lotion Ted deposited on her Face!
by Roooster March 13, 2015
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