The act of masturbating so much that one's body literally runs out of semen. Possible only when one has a sufficient supply of pornography, Victoria's Secret Catalogs or, as a last resort, any picture containing the barest hint of boob, including Sunday circulars, e.g. Sears catalogs or K-Mart penny flyers.

Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.