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when you fart and there is a fifty fifty chance you may shit yourself. if you crap your pants you lose a fifty fifty.
i was laying in bed the other night and thought i only had to fart. i was worried i could lose a 50/50. i let it go and was a big loser.
by poopmypants December 10, 2008
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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