May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A Loreen is a person that is full of energy but also has a very warm aura around them.
Having a Loreen as your Friend is an everyday adventure because Loreen is usually fun to be around because theyre usually the life of the party.
They make great listeners as well because they also tend to be very caring and warm.
Having a Loreen as your Friend is an everyday adventure because Loreen is usually fun to be around because theyre usually the life of the party.
They make great listeners as well because they also tend to be very caring and warm.
by Vulpinaeth September 25, 2019
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That one person that no one really likes, hooks up with 39474927428 million guys a month and has a future at sleeping on her couch everyday of her life whilst on tinder dates... These guys must be braindead in order to like her as she's as unattractive as the neighbour's chihuahua, has -932742 IQ and looks like a figure taken out of a horror movie! Avoid Loreen!
That one guy: Who's Loreen?
Me: Oh, don't worry, just the moron next door, don't mind her, she's out of your league man...
That one guy: Oh, then i'll make sure to avoid Loreen!
Me: Oh, don't worry, just the moron next door, don't mind her, she's out of your league man...
That one guy: Oh, then i'll make sure to avoid Loreen!
by TheIdioticGenius July 26, 2020