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When a quote, unquote, straight male wakes up to another male sucking his dick, and rather than stopping the unfortunate turn of events, he allows the male to finish the sexual act. Then he proceeds to tell friends and family that he is "confused". All the while denying that he is gay.
That guy is a real lopshire.

Oh man, I just got lopshired! What am I to do?

Todd is a real lopshire.
by Dick Skinner June 20, 2007
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