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A looser is a loser who can't spell "loser".
Moron: "Hey man, you are teh looser!"
Guy: "It's spelled 'loser' you uneducated bastard."
by baconbits August 25, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The opposite of "tighter,"; more loose; less restrained.
Often confused with "loser," a word describing a person that nobody likes, by the idiots who wrote the other two definitions for this word.
Amanda: My pants are looser than they were last week!
Megan: Wow! I don't give a fuck!
by schnickerdiddlemytoes January 29, 2011
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Looser - (n.) 1. Internet troll that calls others a loser on a public message board, but can't spell it. 2. (adj.) More loose.
Ex : "yeah you stoupid ain not scienteist even but you think you are. You are a looser."
by Yaybob January 23, 2011
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Idiotic way of spelling "loser". Most often used by teens and adults with no more than a 2nd grade grammar level.
Guy 1: OMG! Todd is such a looser!

Guy 2: I told myself I was going to do this do the next person I saw spelling the word "loser" like that; so now I am going to set your house on fire. You brought this upon yourself.
by Hank McDizzleson July 03, 2008
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looser
superlativelty loose, as though the most loose
a common misspelling of the word loser
"you are a looser"
"a looser than what? Or perhaps you mean loser, you halfwitted ignoramus assmonkey."
by sippawitz August 21, 2006
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