"Dude! Jess needs to stop flirting with other guys when she has her own boyfriend!"

"I know! She is SUCH a loose moose"

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

They were doing a 69, he farted and some diarhea got on her face.

Damn, sounds like a loose moose just walked into the Sizzler.

So I was walking down the street yesterday when I loose moosed

"I've just loosemoose'd a Fedner Tele, made a quick monkey on the deal"

"James was planning on loosemoosing an few old pc's to generate some cash to pay for his he/she manchop operation"

opportunist moose of loose morals hence 'loose moose'