Urban Dictionary: loose deuce

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Diarrhea, liquid shit, wet fart

Thankfully my cheeks stayed together till I got to the shitter cause that loose deuce would have really made a mess in my pants.

by MERVERNATOR April 08, 2005

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someone who is sexy beyond mean

dam she hella bad.

by NiSHA..hit ma aim November 14, 2009

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An ugly female who is known to sleep around.

"Damn look at that chubby hoe with no panties on!"

"Ewhhh, that bitch is a loose deuce."

by J-Syth October 15, 2011

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Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.

I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.

by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021

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