When a man (prior to ejaculation) places the tip of his penis in front of the girls (left or right) nostril then cums therefore shooting a straight line into her nasal cavity and down her throat causing her to cough it up. Much like a regular loogie only its entirely made up of cum instead of mucus. Essentially the reverse version of cummy nose
Example of a dick loogi
*girl and guy are fornicating and prior to ejaculation the man puts his dick up to the girl nostril*
Guy: *moaning in pleasure after ejaculating into girls nose*
Girl: *choking and gagging on semen when she finally hacks up a big wad of it out of her mouth*
*girl and guy are fornicating and prior to ejaculation the man puts his dick up to the girl nostril*
Guy: *moaning in pleasure after ejaculating into girls nose*
Girl: *choking and gagging on semen when she finally hacks up a big wad of it out of her mouth*
by EKUL12100 July 28, 2016
Synonym for skid mark, dip shit, and/or ass lick. An inaffectionate term for a person displaying the unrelenting characteristics of a complete and utter douche.
by Moiski June 16, 2011
Someone that has a mixture of dirt and snot and saliva mixed in then you huck it on someone's shirt.
by Loogy December 16, 2014
Guy 1: "Why the fuck you punched my sister!?!"
Guy 2: "She hit me with a dirty loogie. Need I say more?"
Guy 1: "Hit her again."
Guy 2: "She hit me with a dirty loogie. Need I say more?"
Guy 1: "Hit her again."
by Loogey October 28, 2017
When you are coughing so hard that you send a chunk of flem and resin across the room sticking to whatever it hits like glue
Linda had taken a fat toke, and then blew out the smoke while giving Dave oral, causing linda to send a lamma loogie all over Dave's penis.
by Canolaoil4days January 11, 2020
Also known as a "Dick Loogie," a Weenie Loogie is inventive slang for male ejaculation that offers up the proper, explosive visual the world's been looking for.
"Dude, my weenie loogie could've cleared the right field wall at Yankee Stadium last night."
"She got me worked up so quickly, my weenie loogie launched much earlier than expected, just clearing her forehead."
"She got me worked up so quickly, my weenie loogie launched much earlier than expected, just clearing her forehead."
by Tim Hernia June 13, 2016

