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to poo whilst having sex, or to cum up someones ass and then they poo
dude, jane did some major lonking last night
by whittomnessss May 03, 2006
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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A psychic prediction followed by a tantrum by the psychic when the prediction comes true.
Pre Pokémon go legendary raid: " I'll get a shiny Virizion because it's useless and I have one already
Post Raid: "You see guys, Shiny Virizion and I hate it soooo much" !!!!
Anyone else at the raid: "He's Lonking"
by Lonk008 November 18, 2020
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