Haircut generally seen on heads of thin white passive-agressive men wearing tight blue jeans and a camisole. Synonym: mullet.

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

southshore of montreal, quebec, canada
more like a suburb

Longueuil - proper noun
A city of southern Quebec, Canada, on the St. Lawrence River opposite Montreal. It is an industrial centre where single males find it difficult to date females, as females choose not to "sleep over" in sub-standard towns such as Longueuil. Friends of such townfolk will not visit, if they do, they will die of boredom. If you dislike the French, we recommend you avoid it and head to Nova Scotia.