A word describing a massive penis, with the strength and power of a God inside a mortal man. Usually used in the context to describe an asian man with glasses and pimples, due to the stereotypes of asian men having a small penis.
'OMG, did you see Brian's Long Spear yesterday? I couldn't even see the other side of it!'
'Long Spears are an exotic type of abnormally large sexual components of the male species. Homosapians who wield these powers have large amounts of female attraction.'
'Long Spears are an exotic type of abnormally large sexual components of the male species. Homosapians who wield these powers have large amounts of female attraction.'
by LongSpearMaster25 September 09, 2019
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An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.
This is how they got the name.
"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."
A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.
This is how they got the name.
"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."
A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.
Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.
My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.
My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.
by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009
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The toy furby but it is made longer, skinner and 100 times more terrifying. It can either slither, float or walk.
Susan came over the other day and showed me a long furby on ebay. I haven’t slept in 72 hours in fear that it will find me.
by Longfurbyhauntsme June 22, 2019
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by Dr. Hambone April 27, 2015
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The long sit is an expression used for people who play videos games very often ( 5-8 hours a day) while sitting in a chair. Coming from the original expression " in it for the long run or long haul". These kind of people usually do not work and have no other aspirations than to play video games.
Bryce has played on steam for 100 hours this week he's in it for the long sit.
Tom has over 2 thousand hours played online this year hes in it for the long sit.
Chases ass is molded into his chair hes in it for the long sit.
Tom has over 2 thousand hours played online this year hes in it for the long sit.
Chases ass is molded into his chair hes in it for the long sit.
by jo pig February 10, 2017
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A con-job that requires a certain amount of effort and as a namesake, is usually in it for the long haul. Gaining someone's trust for a number of months and then when the stake is in your court and you have their complete trust--taking advantage of it. Usually denotes relationship status or high-level business partnerships.
by An observant human being, June 21, 2015
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Long Denims are females who belong to a fundamentalist christian church. Their church bans the wearing of medium length skirts/dresses, short length skirts/dresses and pants. Normally Long Denims are exceeding subservient to their husbands, have no original thoughts of their own and live in the south.
by Philanewbie June 10, 2009
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