Someone who is a hardass for no reason, and has absolutely no respect for and often behaves in a derogatory fashion towards women.
If Longnecker pulled a knife on me, I'd pull off his back-left chode so he and Liedel could chode-fuck.
by Academy junior May 27, 2005
Get the Longnecker neck gaiter and mug.
a vegetarian. comes from long necked animals being herbivores.
youve had enough salad, eat some beef you longneck
by seanom October 07, 2007
Get a longneck mug for your daughter Zora.
The practice of drinking a beer (from a longneck bottle), then drinking a wine cooler, Finally finishing it off with another beer.
Instructions:

1. Drink your favorite beer from a glass bottle. 2. Then Consume, what some may say is a girly drink, i.e. a bottle of Bartel's And James. 3. Finally, Drink another bottle of beer. Hence the term "Longneck Threesome"
by TheLoneSith June 08, 2010
Get a Longneck Threesome mug for your dog Callisto.
Covering yourself in peanut butter with the intention of having it sensually licked off by a giraffe.
Not phased by his mom's rejection of his unique kink, J-Whiz snuck into the New York Zoo late one night to get longnecked.
by ODBttu July 28, 2016
Get the Longnecked neck gaiter and mug.