the act of having an actual long face
looking completely sad
term of endearment

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.

a race of people with abnormally long faces.

Natural Habitat: the garage
Food and Drink: Popcorn, Milk
Hobbies: Pool, Building, tinkering

A derogatory term for someone who actually has a long face;
Someone resembling the giant stone statue in Night at the Musuem; Sean D.A.