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A long, white cat that's popular throughout /b/tards and the /b/ board. Usually photoshopped into funny pictures.
longcat is LOOOOOOONG
by BIG M-SLICE September 16, 2006
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Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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An exceptionally long white cat originating from 4chan's /b/. See also Tacgnol.

As a meme, has given birth to the phenomenon of doubling adjectives for variety or emphasis.

-Longcat is looooooong.

-John: What did you think of Gigli?
Sean: Bad movie is bad.

-I've been reading Einstein's papers, and boy. Smart man was smart.

-(during the end of Star Wars Episode 3)
Anakin: HOT LAVA IS HOT
by T_Andrews October 05, 2007
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/b/ meme.
One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not Caturday but this specific cat was so long it became a meme and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous.

Many new lusers speculate that this cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.
Long cat is looooooooooooooooooong.
by Koori September 22, 2006
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Noun: a cat that is long, or, more notably, a white female cat holden by two hoomin hands that is so long that if she fought Tacgnol, the world would end.

Verb: to use an adjective twice in the same sentence.
Longcat is long!

Shortcat is short!

Dumbass is dumb!

Groundskeeper Willy is a groundskeeper!
by Fosterpython January 08, 2009
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Ho: Yo I heard my pimp got himself some Long Cats.
Other Ho: Oh yeah I heard that too!
Ho: Yeah I heard the homie is callin' him a long cat but he really a ferret!
Other Ho: Oooooo GURL YOU RATCHET!
by Long Cat June 06, 2015
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