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If you were born january you have a big slong
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by jack storm October 08, 2020
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Teegan is one of the only females to have a huge long slong that’s comes into the room 5 minutes after she does
Damn baby you look fine as hell with that long slong
by longslonggg May 12, 2020
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