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Overly large male genetalia. Also known as a boomstick.
I am going to jam my long horn into your cum dumpster to lay a deposit.
by Toady January 02, 2004
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The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.
None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.
by Matt May 23, 2004
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1. An irresistable member of an elite community, which focuses on preparing for the future, kicking major ass in all serious sports, and dominating the job market after graduation.
2. A well balanced student.
3. One who has a liberated mind and uses his fantastic mental powers to benefit the quality of life.
4. 90% of the time, a wealthy and successful leader in his area of occupation.
1. Son: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a Longhorn.
Mother: Yer bucktooth ass ain't never gonna see nuthin' but that gas station town you been goin to school in fer the last 6 years you goat fuckin' little bastard.
2. You should be more like that stud Joe, he's a Longhorn.
by deplemisher April 25, 2003
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Microsoft named the Vista project "longhorn" after Bill Gates -during one of his usual weekly brain trust board meetings with the Forces of Evil- proclaimed:

*pounds fist on table accidentally sending Rupert Murdock down a shoot filled with flame and snakes*

"I want something akin to having a longhorn bull shove it's horn far up their (consumers) ass!!!"

They then had a good chuckle before feasting on the innards of new borne babes.
by Lig Na Baste June 19, 2008
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