Urban Dictionary: long shlong's

long shlong silvers

a man with a generally large penis

girl: oh my god! its HUGE!
boy: I'm the average long shlong silvers. Eat up hoe!

by S.A. Longschlongsilvers April 29, 2016

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general long shlong

A dude with a massive dick.

Holy shit. It's general long shlong.

by AbramsM203 February 23, 2017

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Dylan long shlong

Usually named Dylan Morgan and has ugly friends named max and Omar

Dylan long shlong has a massive shlong

by UGKDylan October 15, 2020

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30 inch long shlong

What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.

"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"

by The Pee Pee Master August 25, 2019

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Long shlong

You say it to someone as a complement

You have a long shlong

by Electric circuit March 18, 2021

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long shlong

when a dude is fucking PACKKKKKINNNNNN

that niggas got a long shlong

by ismashinfantsinthebutthole February 18, 2021

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Long shlong

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)

John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"

by Daddy chill before I slap you January 25, 2021

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