May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Having long legs can be fun at times like, being able to reach high things, taking larger steps, but it’s also hell, like me i don’t like my long legs, and when people point that out, it sometimes can make a person uncomfortable or insecure.
by emmyz07 July 10, 2020
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Long leg not only describes someone's a long leg; it also describes his behaviour is annoying. Such as the person sitting behind you cocks his leg up against your chair.
(In a lecture)
"Hey, don't cock your long leg up against the chair, and play with it"
"Sorry, my hormone level is high today"
"Hey, don't cock your long leg up against the chair, and play with it"
"Sorry, my hormone level is high today"
by Long leg cocking up against March 24, 2009