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When the top of a thong a girl is wearing shows above her pants, forming a shape much like a longhorn bull's head.
Yo, check out the chick in the blue, that's a nice longhorn she's showing!
by DukeofURL December 27, 2004
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a tea sip, a nipple piercing, weed-smoking stain on the future of humanity that festers in Austin TX
Ricky Williams gave up a fortune and glory in the NFL because he is an idiotic, dope-smoking longhorn
by Gig 'Em Ags August 23, 2004
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1.) Individual with lacking intelligence and extremely dillusional prospects at a chance of glory not involving sucking from the teats of their fathers. (i.e. Chris Simms!)
2.) Animal always forced to watch its own ass in fear of another visit from Mack Brown. (i.e. Sodomy)
1.) I'm such a longhorn after making out with that dude!
by goingFor5inArow August 28, 2004
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The befitting mascot of all University of Texas athletic teams. Their teams can't seem to rise above the status of mindless cattle.
The Longhorns lost to the Sooners...again.
by Soonerfan March 03, 2008
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the school who's football team cant beat the SOONERS!
Jethro,We shouldnt even watch this game because the SOONERS are gonna kick our ass again for the 4th straight year!
by SoonerClassOf'96 July 29, 2003
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The longhorn beetle is a parasite that has been infesting the United States since 1997, destroying the nation's trees and parks.
It is also a fitting name for a Windows OS.
by Raccoon June 06, 2005
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When you get with a hot chic that you know you will never get the chance to ever get with again, You throw one in the pink and one in the stink with your index and pinky fingers. (Like the "Shocker")
I longhorned the shit out of Abbott's mom last night she is a total MILF.
by Aaron Schrum May 05, 2003
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