Theoretical construct to continue having sex with someone who is hot but lives far away and is not worth moving for, but is worth visiting from time to time for a change from all the regular sex you are getting.
Dude 1: I heard Stacey moved away to go to university, sucks for you.
Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.
Dude 1: I like your style.
Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.
Dude 1: I like your style.
by Mr. Cardboard November 08, 2011
Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.
Me: You look tired.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
by Acebes August 27, 2006
by TheMadNecro October 15, 2017
1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.
2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.
2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.
Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"
Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"
Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"
Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"
Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"
Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"
Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"
by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009