Theoretical construct to continue having sex with someone who is hot but lives far away and is not worth moving for, but is worth visiting from time to time for a change from all the regular sex you are getting.
Dude 1: I heard Stacey moved away to go to university, sucks for you.

Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.

Dude 1: I like your style.
by Mr. Cardboard November 08, 2011
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Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.
Me: You look tired.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
by Acebes August 27, 2006
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The beginning of a very long break up.
"Caleb is leaving for college, him and Joy are planning on having a long distance realationship"
by joynessrocks August 08, 2009
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The act of masterbating with your feet.
Tom : "Yea man, I broke both arms, on the good side, i'm in a long distance relationship!"
by TheMadNecro October 15, 2017
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As my friend who was in one said:

"The biggest mistake anyone could make."
~ Caden
"Get out of Long Distance Relationships!"
by ThatOneKidInthatonedress February 16, 2018
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1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.

2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.
Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"

Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"

Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"

Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"
by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009
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A Long Distance Lover is a person who is hot from far away, but repulses you when you get too close.
Hillary: Ooh, look at jake, he's cute!

Crizle: Nope, he's just a Long Distance Lover. Don't go near him, his braces catch on things.

Hillary: aww...
by Hailey_01 September 28, 2009
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