A long white cock is synonymous to big black cock but differs in color and its shape is more slender, less abrasive to the female anatomy, hence the use of the word long instead of big. Used to describe a large penis without referring to the popularity of large african american penises.
Betty: "last night, Evan and I ..."
Veronica: "Was it a long white cock?"
Betty: "Absolutely, best thing ever."
by chocolatejam May 10, 2016
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Being cock blocked because a girl calls you while your at another girls house, therefore you will not be receiving any pussy from the girl who called you or the girl you were planning on getting with that night.
John went to Sally's house with high hopes of getting some pussy. while he was there his phone rang and it was another girl, Christina, who was mad because John was at Sally's. Sally hears what happened and now believes that John has a relationship with Christina so now both girls refuse to do anything with John tonight as a result of a Long Distance Cock Block
by poop12335 February 21, 2009
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a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches

it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
by Itdontmatterlmao October 29, 2020
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