A variation of cock blocked. To be long cocked means to have someone engage your target before you get a chance to.
I was talking to this girl and we were going to go back to my place. I left to get us some drinks and I got long cocked by Tony! What a jerkoff.
by thebev August 25, 2005
Dan and Tim were fighting over the same girl at the bar. Both went and talked to her but when Tim talked to her had the the waitress bring over her favorite drink. Thous Tim Long Cocked Dan. She was impressed and went home with Tim.
by Danger Doe August 17, 2010
by Sydney.... ? January 10, 2010
When Cody mccauley pulls out his 14 inch super dong and causes Mayham upon these big booty lesbians!
by Gavin ctw February 06, 2020
Like the Budweiser commercials, a group of you and two other friends say this in a row to piss off others near by. Also you should us character while saying each word.
First friend: WADE!
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!
While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!
While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)
by Zarcry September 27, 2007
by lola cameron April 14, 2020
a penis that is not only large in length but also large in girth with many veins showing even when soft, which may look alot like a strong arm
by awiz December 08, 2010