I don't need a Weapon Of Lone Destruction to define my manhood. But if you need a one to compensate for your inadequacies, that's your prerogative.
by ThreeDigitIQ February 25, 2011
by Man's Not dead December 22, 2017
The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.
I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.
by That_ATLien December 09, 2016
When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.
Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
by GuruStyle June 21, 2010
Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.
by Edward2yourMother February 24, 2018
The Lonely Mountain, known in Sindarin as Erebor, referred to both a mountain in northern Rhovanion and the subterranean Dwarven city contained within it. In the latter half of the Third Age, it became the greatest city in Middle-earth.
The Lonely Mountain! Bilbo had come far and through many adventures to see it, and now he didn't like the look of it in the least.
by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021
by William7 July 01, 2021