A Loner Zamboner is a mythical creature that feasts on the gossip of local teenagers. The Loner Zamboner has been seen from Northern Italy, New Jersey, Alabama and most recently Georgia state. The Loner Zamboner with its high sensitivity to sound can hear and locate gossip from more than 50 miles away. Just like it’s closest relative Snooki and Izzy the Glizzy, the Loner Zamboner has a strong hunger for Leopard print and spray tans.
by Izzy the Glizzy September 27, 2021
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Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.
Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”
Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”
Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”
by Shan73094 November 10, 2017
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