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a fresh shot of you own semen in your hand palm, to be eaten when fresh
yesterday night I had a fresh lonely man's oyster after enjoying that new video on pornhub
by nesieg ed kcorb March 06, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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