I like it there - if only they could bring themselves to be more polite
by Baby Fat Head February 13, 2004
Get the london neck gaiter and mug.
Home of street robbery, ineffective policing, knife crime, a few decent tourist attractions and bad weather. Come to London, by all means, but make sure you don't leave the safety of Southbank or the City, or your Mobile Phones, Ipods, Currency, Passports, Travellers Cheques and Credit Cards will be stolen. Then you will be stabbed, the Ambulance will take half an hour to get their and the police won't even care. Noteable places to avoid: Islington(yes...the whole of it), Hackney, Tower Hamlets, Peckham, Brixton, Bermondsey.
*Walks into any of the aforementioned areas in London*
*gets mugged, stabbed to death*
by HenvY June 30, 2006
Get the London neck gaiter and mug.
The Capital City of Europe.

Highly populated City, and probably the most cosmopolitan easily-accesible City in the world.
Jim: Hey! Let's go to London!
Ted: Okay!
by NYC-4-LIFE July 07, 2005
Get a london mug for your cat Riley.
The capital of England and Great Britain
Once the capital of one third of the world and a stroll along the many roads and avenues will show evidence of a strong past.
Long ago a industrial city like liverpool,manchester and birmingham which ruled the world.
In present it is full of Homosexuals,Liberals,Immigrants (often muslim and illegal) and other rich Guardian reading Traitors.
The real londoners are branded into this shit group of wankers,we are not all "cosmopolitan metrosexuals" what ever the fuck that means,some are real MEN not beckhamite twats.
Its time for a change london,if we keep on with multicultural bollocks then our downfall is islams victory.
Rise UP London,Rise UP Manchester,Rise Up Liverpool and Birmingham,lets make Britain GREAT again.
The reality is of a liberal muslim capital city

We should stop all this "manc" vs "cockney" or "scouse" caper and join together as englishmen,the same kind who kicked the crap out of the germans in two wars.

Long Live London and England
by MrFrank September 04, 2009
Get a London mug for your bunkmate Larisa.
A great place to live in Canada, with its massive sink holes and crumbling infurstructures its the place to be. Lets not forget the new garbage limit and how well the economy is doing. With our low employment and high job loss rates who needs money in this world anyway?
London, ON the best place to live.
by lilc8798 August 16, 2008
Get a London, ON mug for your mom Nathalie.
The capital of the world, there is nowhere better, the people are friendly and courtious, there are so many different smells and sounds, u can get almost any type of food u want, its easy to get to different places on the tube, don't get a cab (robbin bastards), we've got thousands of tourist attractions (buckingham palace etc) we've got several great football teams (spurs, arsenal, west ham, chelsea), the crime is not as bad as lots of people say (number 11 on the British crime league table), all in all london is the capital of the universe, to anyone who comes to london and hates it, i feel sorry for u.
London rules, big shout out to all the peoples of the world.
by london123 May 25, 2006
Get a London mug for your cat Larisa.
Capital of England, go there. You're guaranteed to be mugged or not appreciated.
Guy: So i went to London last weekend..

Other guy: Yeah, how'd that go?

Guy: The ignorant bastards.
by KCA Watts September 01, 2008
Get a London mug for your dad Vivek.