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a: I am from Scotland.
american: I love London. Is the Queen as nice as she looks.

b: I am going to England.
american: Be careful. I saw Trainspotting and London looks really scary.
b: I am going to the countryside not London.
american: All of England IS London you dunce.
by JddJ September 29, 2005
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Put simply, London is the United Kingdom in its entirety. London spreads itself throughout the island like butter across a hot crumpet. London folk are all neighbours with Her Majesty the Queen and often share afternoon tea with her. Linguists believe this is the cause of the phenomenon where all Londoners speak exactly like the aforementioned queen.
Random Englishmen: I am from the north of England.
Random Americanmen: Oh? My friend Julie lives in London, do you know her?
Random Englishmen: Why yes I believe I do, Iโ€™ll be sure to tell her we met.
Random Americanmen: Thank you, safe travel back to London!
by Sardonic She April 15, 2006
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A dirty skankhole in Southern England full of pickpockets and people trying to sell football scarves.

People from London believe that only ghosts live beyond the border of the M25. Mysterious creatures and strange, magical goings on happen there.

Anyone from outside the British Isles, and inside the M25 believes that London is:
- The only city in England
- England
- Britain
- (London only) The best place in the world, despite never having been anywhere else
- The only place with any nightlife in Britain
Go to anywhere in Central London, such as Oxford Street, Trafalgar Square, etc.
Walk around and breathe the free air.
Go home to your house or hotel.
Get a tissue.
Stick it up your nose and waggle it around a bit.
Said tissue will now be black and can be used for charcoaling, sketching or as a neat party trick.
by Geoff the God of Biscuits March 08, 2005
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A name for a very amazing, beautiful girl. She's warmhearted and sweet and will help anyone in need, especially animals and the homeless. She has beautiful eyes and hair. She's very outgoing and oftentimes crazy and a little weird, but people love her regardless because she is herself and that's what matters most. London basically means "amazing all around".
Girl: So my new girlfriend's name is London.

Other girl: Oh sweet! That means she's amazing!
by That0Ajay0Kid June 03, 2011
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the greatest city in the world.
home to the best of all cultures, unfortunatly chavs seem to have emerged aswell.
the north london is a great and glorious land of golden streets etc. while the south should home to many many people but is hardly on the tube map, theres a reason.
The most egotistical city there is, theres a better reason.
'where shall we go today'
'we could go south london'
both burst out laughing
'but on a more serious not there is so much south and not any transport their, i wonder why there isnt any'
'thats easy, nobody wants to go there.'
by Leseid Nov January 30, 2005
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A city in the South of England, often refered to by myself as SKANKLAND.

The reason being...
1. it is full of skanks
2. it is full of perverts
3. it is full of dirty filthy cockney londoners who think they can have just about anyone they want, who have had everyone they want
4. although... yes it has some beatiful attractions... the people there well... are usually beatiful on the outside but disturbed on the inside
5. it is dangerous to be there
6. it is dangerous to speak to people there
7. you should beware of sex attacks and stabbings and such whenever you go there
First Person: I went to London last week
Second Person: Any Sex Attacks?
First Person: Surprisingly... no
by Pepto November 02, 2005
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I'm american and I know that London is the capital of England not vice versa. Most of us aren't idiots that's just a ignorant stereotype. But anyway London is basically the Manhattan of England. Extremely expensive, good eating, good shopping, history, etc. Basically it is a must see city.
Us "Yanks" aren't stupid or ignorant as the media makes us look. Give us a chance. Yes 97% of us know, London is the capital of England. If I asked a Englishmen what the capital of the state of Louisiana was, would he know? Maybe, maybe not the point is we both don't know a lot about each other's culture.
by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008
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