When landed gentry from London take too many drugs via the nasal, and hitherto protract a rather nasty cold at brunch time the following morn.
William- I say old chap you seem to be rather under the weather this morn...
Henry- Well, you see old bean I went out last night and you may say ended up "painting the town white". For clarification, I took a lot of cocaine off of my iPhone.
William- Ohhhh, the London Cold!?
by Kings Road...yah? February 22, 2012
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A person who is absolutely sick of looking up their name like everyone else on here and getting nothing but British or London
London the name.

A girl named London looked up her name to find the meaning of it and only got results talking about the city,

She is now writing this,
by Freakinjade May 14, 2016
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A weird crazed stalker fan that loves Jimin from BTS.
Friend: Ew is that Oli London?

Me: Ugh. Why is he even here. He is obsessed with Jimin.
by creamyclamchowder July 13, 2020
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A disgusting culture appropriating koreaboo. He thinks he’s a kpop idol but he’s not. His music is terrible and he can’t sing or dance at all. 0 talents detected. He’s islamphobic and used a persons death for clout on social media. He has fat shamed a lot of people online. He’s self absorbed and delusional. He’s a BRITSH, WHITE man. He claims to be half korean but there is not one single korean gene in him. He tried to stalk BTS’ Jimin and brings a cardboard cutout of him everywhere he goes. He’s also dating a 50 year old, trump supporting porn star. He spent over $200 000 on plastic surgery and the doctors on the TV show Botched told him his nose will fall off if he doesn’t stop. In conclusion, don’t stan Oli London.
Becky: I met Oli London yesterday! He was SO sweet to me!!

David: No Becky he just acts nice to his nonexistent fans, he’s actually horrible.

Becky: oh, you’re right. We DONT stan Oli London.
by yoongifth November 29, 2019
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Like the wild west but in London.
guy 1: did you hear about that lad got stabbed yesterday?
guy 2: ye just another stabbing in lawless london innit
by CityOfLondon February 11, 2019
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This is large brown steaming hot terd digested out of your ass in one solid titanic of a floater or sinker, after not shitting for a couple days.
I swear my kid just shit a London broil! How did something that size even get out of him and I wonder if I need to cut back on the grilled cheese and fruit snacks?
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 04, 2016
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