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Referencing an indefinite amount of time, often using soon. In a typical 'lombardi', soon references a timeframe ranging from a couple of days to more than a year.

Derived from the name of Valve Software's Director of Marketing, Doug Lombardi, whose definition of "soon" seemed to stretch several centuries.
Doug Lombardi: It will be released soon.
Unsuspecting gamers: Yay!
*a long time passes*
Unsuspecting gamers: Still nothing? Ohnoes, we've been lombardi'd!
by theGreenBunny September 17, 2004
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Being Scared and Pooping Yourself

Pooing Ones Pants

Dropping a load in ones trousers

Getting Drunk and Soiling Yourself
I was getting chased around Berlin by pimps and bouncers wanting to batter me and I absolutely Lombardi'd myself!
by big bad balls April 05, 2010
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