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A response to a statement that was so incorrect, that it was funny.
Derp: "Cows have a secret gland that makes them grow leaves on their back"

Me: "....LOLno."
by Rockoman100 August 16, 2011
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
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Lol no is a phrase that must be respected, it is for when you disagree with someone and want to win the argument no matter what. Lol no will immediately win any argument placed before you whilst irritating the other party. It may only be used once, or in quick succession to hammer your point in.
lvl 1 crook: oh my god you're actually the worst smash player I've ever seen
lvl 40 boss: lol no
by yes ewan October 08, 2020
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A response to a statement that was is incorrect, that it's funny.
Friend~Do you like JJ?
Me~lol no !
by XxZoexX August 10, 2020
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1. I do not find this to be funny.

2. I do not agree that this joke is funny.
-Did you know women poop when they give birth? XD
-Lolno
by AE-77 May 21, 2009
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Used to reject nooblets, or to answer questions that have no relevance to the situation at hand.

Started by the Clan of Awesome Awesomeness on Gaia, while playing Gaia's MMO zOMG.
Example one-
Nooblet: Can I joinz ur crew?
Fwee: LOL NO.

Example two-
Person one: WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
CAN SOME1 TELL ME PLZ???

Fwee: LOL NO.

Random person: STFU AND STOP SPAMMING NOOBLET!!
by MakaFwee March 14, 2010
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When someone pretends to laugh at a joke, but then rejects it absoloutely.
Barry:...and then there wasn't any chicken left!
Me: LOLNO
by iovusdnifvuwnid February 25, 2012
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