May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
A moron who says or does something so excessively gay or stupid its not funny. Or is.
(Coined from Cyanide and Happiness)
(Coined from Cyanide and Happiness)
1. "Zomfg... LOL FAG!"
2. (guy) "Oh my God! I love your outfit! Where did you get it?"
(other guy) "LOL FAG!"
3. "Please don't let him kill me! I have a wife and kids!" *kills*
"LOL FAG!"
2. (guy) "Oh my God! I love your outfit! Where did you get it?"
(other guy) "LOL FAG!"
3. "Please don't let him kill me! I have a wife and kids!" *kills*
"LOL FAG!"
by ClydeFrog May 17, 2007
3
Actually two words made into one compound word, it is basically saying "lol, fag". Usually meaning "Lol, you're a fag" or "Lol what a fag".
Tom: I can't beat level three :(
John: Lolfag
or
Tom: Some guy slapped my butt in the locker room O_o
John: Lolfag
John: Lolfag
or
Tom: Some guy slapped my butt in the locker room O_o
John: Lolfag
by Saru November 06, 2007
4
My boyfriend Stevie came all over my back Lol! (Lolling outwardly loudly)
Shut up you fucking lolfag!
Shut up you fucking lolfag!
by Cleft palates November 05, 2020
5
lolfag stands for "lots of love for all gays". It's a friendly term to show how un-homophobic you are. It's mostly used when someone says something gay to show that you aren't judging them.
by shawabawa October 06, 2010