Some one who excesively uses the term 'lol' in emails, text or other forms of electronic comunication

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.

A serious medical condition where a patient is caught in a state of perpetual or 'over-lolling'. In Lolitus, lol's have consumed the patients entire psyche, causing he or she to poop him/herself repeatedly until he/she dies. This is a VERY serious illness with no known cure. Symtoms include dry mouth, headache, sore throat, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, constipation, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, diarrhea, LOLOLOLOLOLOL, and LOLOLOLOL.

If you notice strange bolded LOLOLOLs replacing words on your screen, then you probably have Lolitus. If your friend seems to comment on your facebook with only 'lol', you're probably about to die. In this case, contact your doctor and tell him to give you a prostate exam. Its the only way to survive.