A redhead (now blonde) who made her way to becoming a Paris Hilton. The only difference is, Lindsay has boobs, a shit load of freckles, and weighs at least more than 90 pounds unlike paris. A typical superficial celebrity who tries to get any guy that comes her way. She's also a horrible singer and actress. And her next film career is gonna be porn.
Reporter-"So Lindsay, whats next after Herbie Fully Loaded?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna do what Paris Hilton did"
Reporter-"And what would that be?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna shoot a bedroom video, but with Wilmer"
Reporter-"........"
by This kid July 18, 2005
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Linday Lohan's little sister. Hopefully she doesn't end up like her!
Man....look at Ali Lohan!
by Mercedes B October 08, 2007
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Another teen omnicelebrity. The only thing that separates her from Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes is that has:
A) Freckles
B) Larger breasts
by The Devil's Left Hand April 25, 2004
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talented actress, not so great singer, has large breasts...wait sorry, HAD large breasts, was very pretty, but became a creepy scarecrow. oh yeah, became a blonde, too. red was her color.
Lindsay Lohan: IM NOT ANOREXIC!! ITS JSUT PUBLICITY!!GOSH!!!
Person: well, seeing your spine is pretty cool..
by flERGAM November 17, 2005
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Slut who got a boob job at seventeen and tried to sleep with Collin Farrel by slipping him her number when she was underage!

I'll admit she can act a little but the bitch can't sing worth shit.
just because you have the power to make a record doesnt mean you have the talent to sing.
by Lindsay Nelson NOT Lohan May 09, 2005
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