To consume drugs or alcohol to such an extent that there is a legitimate danger of losing one's driver's license, undergarments and stomach contents all on the same night. Naturally, this term is derived from Lindsay Lohan's standard Monday night itinerary.

"Hey, I just got paid. Let's go down to the Sunset Strip and get completely Lohanned!"

by Paul-Pierre Smalls August 07, 2007
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when somebody is anorexic because lindsay lohan is anorexic and need to eat
by lauren murphy October 03, 2005
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An incredibly stupid and young actor/actress who gets drunk and drives and is anerexic.
Bob-"dude, quit being such a-lohan, your gonna get arrested"
by fluffinator432 November 11, 2007
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1) to ride a girl while she's on all fours
Guy 1 'I rode that bitch when she was on all fours'

Guy 2 'Dude you was so lohaning her'
by Pinkie182 January 30, 2009
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to lose a grip on reallity. to get strung out on drugs and alchohol. to blow it all. bizarre behavior
Miley Cyrus went Lohan at the VMA's
by Ldawgs August 28, 2013
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noun, a woman in her 20s who experiments with being a lesbian but really isn't.
"Jeannie is such a Lohan. She was making out with a guy just a week ago."
by Gowinda January 24, 2009
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To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.
by Sub June 04, 2005
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