A delicate function perfomed by a certified hooker that begins with her giving oral pleasure to a customer while said customer proceeds to pummel her with quick rabbit punches.
"Dude that hook owes me one sweet lohan for that price."

"I can't believe you lohaned your boss!"
by Frizzooooo April 11, 2008
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To get drunk, sauced, housed, blasted, hammered, wasted and blackout.
I completely lohaned last night, i drank way too much and don't even remember how I got home. Oh! wait... I drove, like my car into a tree!
by CBra June 06, 2007
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v. To get uterly wasted and make a fool one self. Derived from the antics of underage celebrity alcaholic, Lindsey Lohan.
by mbbeets June 03, 2007
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to consume large ammounts of alcohol and drugs, then make your self vomit. aka "pull the trigger"
by SkoalStraight April 04, 2006
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Lohaning is self medicating before an important function
I have my annual review today so I raided my mother's medicine chest, I am now Lohaning before I go in.
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blue ribbon tits, especially large yet still attractive ones.
D: dude, you see them fucking lohans on her?
J: (thumbs up)
by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005
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verb, to experiment with lesbian relationships during your 20s
"I'll admit I did some Lohanning when I was in college."
by Gowinda January 24, 2009
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