After not taking a shit for a couple days, i caused a log jammer in one of the toilets at school.

It was so hot outside that I had mass amounts of boob sweat.

Bro:Aye how did it go with Melissa last night?
Guy:We tried doing the Log Jammer
Bro:Did it work?
Guy:You want to smell my dick?

Don't be fatous, Jeffery

Also, The Dude does not approve of his words getting deleted. Walter is gonna have to get angry if that happens again

Those two men yonder are log jammers.

Johnny: Hey Bobby, this heat is killing me... after the girls get out of the restroom let's go on the Log Jammer.

Bobby: No way Johnny, let's take 'em on Jet Stream. It has a tunnel which is a perfect place to grope their boobies.

Johnny: Good call.

So I gave Heather a ride on the Log Jammer last week, she hasn't talked to me in since.