The short fat guy covered hair, but still going bald, go-tee sporting clown who walks around the locker room after a bogus work out talking to anybody who will listen with a towel around his neck and his crank hanging out for everybody to see. Usually has some bull shit story about how just last night he hooked up with a girl that looked just like Megan Fox, or about how he just bench pressed 700 pounds.
Sam: "I ran into Tony last night at the gym. I was trying to get changed as fast as I could so I could get out of there."
Dave: "real locker room guy huh?"
Dave: "real locker room guy huh?"
by Joey BeefBuicker July 28, 2010
He's amazingly attractive. Has a great smile, a sexy body, and great eyes. Makes you laugh when you really need it. He is very caring and has many, MANY talents (;
He's the best friend of all the athletes and definitely knows how to treat a girl. Makes you feel complete and wanted. Knows what to say when you're having a rough day
P.s. if you know a locker guy, and don't talk to him, you're missing out on the greatest opportunity the world has to offer, so i suggest you get to know that sexy beast!
He's the best friend of all the athletes and definitely knows how to treat a girl. Makes you feel complete and wanted. Knows what to say when you're having a rough day
P.s. if you know a locker guy, and don't talk to him, you're missing out on the greatest opportunity the world has to offer, so i suggest you get to know that sexy beast!
by locker girl(; November 19, 2012