by WIZZARD$$ February 26, 2018
Lochie is a extremely nice person. He is very sweet and supportive. He is a very good kisser and knows how to make a girl blush. He is a extremely good story teller and very imaginative. Not to metion how fucking hot he is. He can probably get anygirl girl he wants. And he has a fucking sexy body and a sexy voice.
by SamMi4747 July 13, 2011
by bob October 16, 2003
Funny as fuck. Extremely smart when he concentrates- which is never- and is very distracting. Very annoying but a great trustworthy mate. He'd be the kid to write qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp in the teacher's computer.
by Kita101 September 24, 2018
A Lochie is someone who loves cars. However a Lochie loves cars in a way to sexual way. Don't let them near your car or they will start fucking it. A lochie also likes fucking turtles. They are very short and unreliable.
Lochie singing to random car:
The machine of a dream, such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin', and the hubcaps all gleam
When I'm holding your wheel
All I hear is your gear
With my hand on your grease gun
Mmm, it's like a disease, son
I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer roll bar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal
The machine of a dream, such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin', and the hubcaps all gleam
When I'm holding your wheel
All I hear is your gear
With my hand on your grease gun
Mmm, it's like a disease, son
I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer roll bar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal
by PonyPony17 January 22, 2019