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A lake leading out to the via narrow passage. Used in Scotland and Eire.
Loch Ness is a famous loch. Alrigh ya bumfluffa!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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In Russian Loch, Means HERB, A low life, a person who was put on earth for no meaning
Ruben is a Loch because he picks on a smaller loch, Danny.

by pimpwitalimp February 18, 2008
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A being named after the monster with its enormous beauty.
Damn that is one good Loching chick.

That is loch right there!
by SaraLochness May 19, 2011
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A nickname which originates from the word 'Efflochness' which is another nickname typically used between two bffs. One bff is 'Loch' and the other is 'Ness.'

These types of nicknames share strong similarities with the primary bff nick-names, 'bee' and 'eff.'
Jen: Hey loch!
Mary: Hey ness!
Jen: Do you think our nicknames are starting to get a bit weird?
Mary: Yep.
by HmmfCreator May 28, 2009
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Loch he makes memes,
He has a big forehead,
Meme big boy,
He gives credit for stolen memes,
Email him for memes, Lochgrierson1@outlook.com
Oh memes, have you heard of loch
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