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A lake leading out to the via narrow passage. Used in Scotland and Eire.
Loch Ness is a famous loch. Alrigh ya bumfluffa!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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In Russian Loch, Means HERB, A low life, a person who was put on earth for no meaning
Ruben is a Loch because he picks on a smaller loch, Danny.

by pimpwitalimp February 18, 2008
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A being named after the monster with its enormous beauty.
Damn that is one good Loching chick.

That is loch right there!
by SaraLochness May 19, 2011
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A nickname which originates from the word 'Efflochness' which is another nickname typically used between two bffs. One bff is 'Loch' and the other is 'Ness.'

These types of nicknames share strong similarities with the primary bff nick-names, 'bee' and 'eff.'
Jen: Hey loch!
Mary: Hey ness!
Jen: Do you think our nicknames are starting to get a bit weird?
Mary: Yep.
by HmmfCreator May 28, 2009
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Loch he makes memes,
He has a big forehead,
Meme big boy,
He gives credit for stolen memes,
Email him for memes, Lochgrierson1@outlook.com
Oh memes, have you heard of loch
by THEANIMALPLAYS October 10, 2017
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