Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws

"those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"

Dammit Jimmy! Stop jacking off in my washroom! You've left lobsters everywhere!

Hey Blake what is this? Well it's not a lobster.

Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.

Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.

You are my lobster
He is my lobster
She is my lobster