We were doing shots of Patron for about an hour. All of us were quite drunk and one of my buddies actually became lobstered-up. The chicks that were with us were concerned he was having a heart attack, but he told them to shut up and even magooed one of them.

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."