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The state of the male penis after frequent masturbation, usually 5 or 6 times in a day. The end of the bell turns a shade of bright red, similar to that of the colour of a lobster, and smells putrid like a used diaper filled with Indian Food.
Oh, man I was so horny the other night, got major lobster cock!
by Steve.RedFox August 04, 2007
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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A rank smelling penis on a male, usually one who still has his foreskin attatched, particularly those with bad hygene.
Dude, I haven't had a shower in two days....I reek, my ass smells like mexican food and I'm suffering from a sick case of lobster cock.
by DestructiveCriticism July 15, 2006
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when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.
ex: dude, remember Burcham, the maid from Jessie? he had a lobster cock!
by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020
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An evocative description of the member of Bertram Winkle, star of the Disney Channel show "Jessie." It can be described as resembling a cooked lobster tail, butter and mashed potatoes included, in both form and function. It is known to have thick ribs running across its width and some have said that its girth is larger than its length, though this fact has been disputed by some sources.
-Hey you wanna go to Lobster Fest at Red Lobster tonight?
-Nah I already get unlimited lobster cock from daddy Bertram, hit celebrity star of the Disney channel original show "Jessie."
-What the fuck is wrong with you you fucking disgusting cock ass bitch ass.
by DaddyBertram February 16, 2020
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