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1. When you jerk off so frequently your dick becomes permenantly red resembling the dick of a lobster.
by billbow24 September 30, 2007
Jun 17 Word of the Day
Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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Due to my addiction to western grips, I now have to face the painful concequences of a lobster dick.
by el faggo May 22, 2009
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1.a person with the inability to pee after having sex or jacking off or any shit like that
2 a complete and total hater
2 a complete and total hater
ex.1 briggs couldnt pee because he is a lobster dick
ex.2 briggs saw his new 100 buck shades and automatically said they were pieces of shit
ex.2 briggs saw his new 100 buck shades and automatically said they were pieces of shit
by gibran October 02, 2007