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1. When you jerk off so frequently your dick becomes permenantly red resembling the dick of a lobster.
by billbow24 September 30, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Due to my addiction to western grips, I now have to face the painful concequences of a lobster dick.
by el faggo May 22, 2009
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1.a person with the inability to pee after having sex or jacking off or any shit like that
2 a complete and total hater
2 a complete and total hater
ex.1 briggs couldnt pee because he is a lobster dick
ex.2 briggs saw his new 100 buck shades and automatically said they were pieces of shit
ex.2 briggs saw his new 100 buck shades and automatically said they were pieces of shit
by gibran October 02, 2007