by just another manic monday June 07, 2009
Yet another wonderful form of getting off without actually stickin your basilisk in her chamber of secrets. Most Lobe Jobs are performed on very scene bitches, and now guys! who have progressed from being just "emo" to "br00tal"
You stick yer dick in their fashionably worthless stretched ear lobe. Don't forget to lube that lobe, and for fun, jazz your finished product in their ear.
You stick yer dick in their fashionably worthless stretched ear lobe. Don't forget to lube that lobe, and for fun, jazz your finished product in their ear.
Jordan: dude... you know chelsea grin?
Me: yeah.. that retarded scene bitch?
Jordan: haha right... well last night i gave her a lobe job she'll never forget
Me: NICE! put that scene bitch in her place!
Me: yeah.. that retarded scene bitch?
Jordan: haha right... well last night i gave her a lobe job she'll never forget
Me: NICE! put that scene bitch in her place!
by umbels February 08, 2010
When one individual proceeds to rub his cock on another females ear-lobes and then ejaculates all over them, into the ear canal.
"Dude last night I totally had lobe sex with your mom. I ass fucked her in your bed and stuck my cock in her ear and came all inside of it. She wasn't able to hear anything!"
by Mike Hunt 17354 June 14, 2008
Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.
Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.
Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.
After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
When a set of tits on a women hang so low and flat. That they will resemble the lobe of a human ear. Teacher Mrs. ChokesonDick in South Park TV show is the icon of Titty Lobes.
by CD nuts October 07, 2005
Messages or images sent via brainwaves. "Psychic" massages, or mail; Telepathy; any messages received from another's brain, either extracted by or sent by a person possessing "Psychic" mental abilities.
-Phrase coined by Jameson Ian McGuire.
-Phrase coined by Jameson Ian McGuire.
Person 1: "I was thinking today, 'god I hope he calls', but you didn't." *sadly*
Person 2: "Well sorry I didn't check my lobe-mail." *sarcastically*
Person 2: "Well sorry I didn't check my lobe-mail." *sarcastically*
by Jameson McGuire May 11, 2007

