Urban Dictionary: lob

L.O.B.

stands for LEGIT OFFICIAL BESTIE.
someone that you can't live without
your BEST FRIENDS FOREVAAAA

by Meatballs Bowen October 13, 2009

My friend nick says a "lob on" is a hard on, i dunno where the hell he got that from though. This spawned the use of lob which means your dick (according to nick)

"switch to playboy and ill get my/a lob on"

by Jack Cassidy April 07, 2005

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lob

The condition of a penis before it becomes fully erect. Usually found after a warm shower, during episodes of Baywatch and desired before public displays of nudity (i.e. urination).

In conversation - " I freed my lazy lob and thrapped her around the face".

by Tim K April 05, 2006

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LOB

IT'S SHORT FOR LOBSTER.IN RICHMOND VA PROBABLY IN OTHER CITY'S AND STATES ITS WHAT WE CALL A GOOD BUT REGULAR BRAND OF A TYPE OF WEED

Hey bruh you got some more of that LOB on ya?

by JuneBoom June 08, 2017

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lob

Abbreviation: Lack of Boner. Made famous my comedian Jeff Dunham

Achmed was very sad that all he was getting for Christmas was lob

by Merkin December 31, 2008

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Lob

When someone says they love you in a affectionate and dopey way

Bob - babes i lob you
Billyann - i lob you too
Bob - fo sho mofo
Billyann - skeenage
Bob - come we mash
Billyann - aight den
Bob - come we go my gash!

by HDM-bffe January 17, 2008

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lob

a post ejaculation, semi flacid penis

"the doorbell went and theres me with a king size lob on"

by minty moggy May 15, 2003

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