I picked up this bitch down at the local. We went back to her joint and i realised she was a Pikey cuz she lived in a caravan park! I was like fuck it..hehe..i'm gonna get me some snatch..hehe..even if she's rootin' her brother. I stripped that bitch naked and went down for a bowl of soup..hehe..she quickly grabbed my head..hehe..and said "none of that fancy stuff, just lob it in there boss".

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak